“I’ll ride with you.”

One of my girlfriend announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. “Good!” I exclaimed! “I’m ready to started a diet too. We can remind and help each other. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I”ll call you first.”
“Great!” she replied. “I’ll ride with you.”

Wacky Computer Jokes

I found these wacky jokes the other day. Old, but pretty funny :)

Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.

Where do computers go in the winter?
To hot spot.

Where do computers go on vacation?
The big apples.

What do you get if you cross a spider with an earthworm?
A WebCrawler

What is computer’s favorite snack?
Chips.

Why can’t computers play tennis?
Then try to surf the net.

Which one of the Seven Dwarfs was the first to get a computer?
Floppy.